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torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities
I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex
by NtotheD October 9, 2018
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Asshole

Asshole
Asshole
by PadPJ April 10, 2022
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Asshole

Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.

Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.

Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Assholes

Y’all assholes always rejecting my shit, just Learn how to accept and I’ll accept y’all back
Assholes
by Eat that pushy 445445 October 15, 2019
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proactive asshole

1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.

When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
by Sigma Rigel August 8, 2022
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Little asshole

A living butt hole. The incarnation of a prick. Just basicly a dick. Little shit of a demon. Stay away from little assholes at all cost, they are contagious.

Usually between the ages of 11 to 17
Greg: he was so mean, like he was only 12!
Fred: he’s just a little asshole
by Funky gay SoUp 🥣 May 13, 2023
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dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.
Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!
by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024
mugGet the dildo penis asshole niggermug.

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