asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of

he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding

by dababy convertable July 20, 2021

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bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024

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Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023

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'Dear Fat People' is written by an asshole

by Jimmuchumba July 8, 2016

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An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.

Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*

by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018

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