Short bastard

Describing a character type or a person who is short yet displays chaotic and or mischievous energy examples ( Frank from always sunny, wario, Garfield and zim from invader Zim
by King baby 12 January 31, 2022
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Short king

Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.
Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
mugGet the Short kingmug.

short king

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.
by junjunnie November 21, 2021
mugGet the short kingmug.

short d*ck anthem

A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.
Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?

Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!

Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..
by Joyceepoocroo May 6, 2024
mugGet the short d*ck anthemmug.

Short lace

White poeple who short lace (laces are loose) their jordans are homofobic, racist and facist scum
Wow cool you have short laced jordans, ur such a racist
by SocialjusticewarriorLGTBQ+ November 11, 2021
mugGet the Short lacemug.

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