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Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable
Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.
by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018
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Ass

The crappy peach-flavoured marshmallows that a certain person brings to lunch one day.
These marshmallows are ass.
by FsFarmer111 June 6, 2022
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Average ass Big tits

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!
by Factslmao December 6, 2020
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Ass-Ash

A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.
“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”

“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”
by TannerDontChickenOut June 6, 2025
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Dat ass

What you say when you see a phat ass butt
Aye bro look at dat ass”
“ What you looking at ? “ DAT ASS “
by tieotiwoqo July 13, 2020
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Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.
“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”
by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021
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Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023
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