What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024
Get the Aunt Jemima Milkshake Assmug. by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015
Get the Ass Banditmug. When Dakota's car brakes, he cries like a Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B). no one acts more like a P.A.B than Dakota.
by abcdefghijklamopqrstuvwxyz January 31, 2022
Get the Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B)mug. 
Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the character ass-sass-inationmug. by Kajdnabd May 25, 2022
Get the National Shake Dat Ass Daymug. by ohyaohyes September 24, 2019
Get the National grab ass weekmug.