Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.

Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?

by Professional3rdWheeler April 3, 2022

ass-tricks

when you are going to the bathroom to poop but only fart, ass-tricks

man I just got off the toilet with some damn ass-tricks

by Gary the man with the defos March 9, 2021

Ass

Selma High School, Selma California

"hey, this school is ass"
"What school?"
"Selma High School"

by Vjvk n🍃🥣 September 20, 2021

bitch ass nigganess

When yousa bitch, and it prevents you from doing things you would like to do.

You want to ask jamie for her number, but your bitch ass nigganess will not let you.

by SavageBestDoinit July 30, 2015

Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019

ASS TUNNEL

When you double penatrate the anus to where you can stick your head in there ass through there pussy and play peekaboo

I jacob went through gracies ASS TUNNEL and played peekaboo with the audience

by Haydens words November 5, 2020

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016