Shit Ass

A person who continues to fail to impress others with grandiose gestures.

“Bro I can’t stand him, he’s such a shit ass.”

by Roy Rutherford January 24, 2022

Crazy-ass Gym Mofo

Some kind of brotha or sista who spend three hours in the gym, stacks on five workouts, and drives the coaches insane.

Yes coach, I am a crazy-ass gym mofo. Live with it!

by Get PUMPED!!! August 22, 2020

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

Tittie-Ass

When a female is thick or has a big butt but her titties are huge that it makes her ass less visible.

Guy1: She has big titties but I didnt see the ass.
Guy 2: Yeah, she got a nice lil tittie-ass

by Tits n such August 21, 2020

Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a geeky guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called a slur.

Example #1

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a lil geeky shiesty ass dork.

Example #2

Guy 1: honestly, if I got robbed by Urkel, I'd be depressed for life
Guy 2: I wouldn't blame you, I would too if I got robbed by a shiesty ass dork

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

Ass Mane

If you have the correct genetics and are dependent of a particularly hairy strain of family tree, you can end up with ass hair at a minimum of 3 " long. This is a conservative estimate, and you can truly end up with a repunzel amount of ass fro worthy of donation to a local charity helping chemo patients. This grotesque area of ass hair can and will get things caught in it, such as the business end of a mankini, chlamydia spores, or even an underage girls' teeth. Note that a Tramp Mane will usually trap more items than an Ass Mane due to the sheer physics and retention force.

Check it out, Hurricane Harvey is following that guy with the Ass Mane! It's as if mother nature is trying to cleanse it out a bit.

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020