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Two zone rule

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.
Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.
by Walla_B August 15, 2012
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Two Inch Tower

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.
"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"
by Jerry Bob Jonclair April 27, 2006
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Two point conversion

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick
by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010
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Gimme my two

used to express that someone has just done or said something stupid. often accompanied by a person snapping his or her fingers over the stupid person's head twice.
"if the floor had a name it would be matt."
"gimme my two"
by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009
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two man saw

Two man saw refers to when 2 men engage a woman in a sexual act. She gives oral while receiving a man's genitalia from behind. Thus, resembling a two man saw.
You'll never guess what happened last night! My buddy Ron and I took a chick a home and executed a team two man saw!
by Ronald Lee Riley February 26, 2017
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two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.
by grumblefish October 3, 2007
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The Two Pot Fakeout

When you make a pot of decaf coffee and pour it into the pitchers labeled "decaf" and "regular".We pour the coffee for the customers at their table. Used only when it's crazy busy at work and several pots of decaf and regular have already been made and used up. Mostly used at night because most of our customers are 50+ years-old and wouldn't notice anyway because the coffee is always fresh!
" We have a fresh pot of decaf and no regular so let's use the Two Pot Fakeout."
by Sierra Lazuli March 13, 2010
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