Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

by Cricket in SG May 19, 2017

turkey picker

A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher

that girl looks like a turkey picker.

by The OTP November 22, 2007

Turkey Stepping

An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.

'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.

by riddz April 26, 2015

turkey piff

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble

rah, that gally is turkey piff

by piffmandep July 01, 2013

Turkey Shuffle

Popping a big ol goodegg on FaceTime for the ladies

Holy shit she just got turkey shuffled

by Turkey shuffle pilot July 23, 2022

talkin turkey

Discussing business

At the trap talkin turkey

by CheefQweef March 25, 2018

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 16, 2020