Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

Lemonfur has no story

Some meme that started on a tiny wiki but got larger when it was noticed by a Skytuber. Often used similarly to "there is no war in Ba Sing Se". About a nonexistent character with no story. Implies the statement before it is false.

"Donald Trump is not a fascist, and Lemonfur has no story."

by Skarrins February 1, 2025

Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Zinger Box Story

"That is a Zinger Box Story"

A story that is so short and so pointless that you think there's more to It but there isn't.

Example: 1. "I got a Zinger Box from KFC"
2. "I went through the drive thru and we got a zinger box... yeah that's it."

'Someone eating an OSM bar '"Oh I love those, chocolate flavour.. niceee. My dad buys be those.... fin"

"I went to KFC and got a zinger box and it was yum" OHH MY GOSSH THAT IS SO INTERESTING THATS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER HEARD WHAT THE WHATTTT! THAT WAS SUCH A ZINGER BOX STORY!

by CraigClaireMicky March 4, 2026

there went the story

so basically some random shit my dad said while he was hungover after goin to his buddy’s funeral. upon me questioning what the hell it meant he responded “death, the end of the book, life is all journey moving on to the next universe and next chapters”

example 1:

“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.

example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.

by hairyballsonya69 February 24, 2025

Laga laga story

It's about a cowboy from a distant planet named Laga Laga and he loves taco sauce that produce taco sauce (cum cows) that fights off any distant invaders. His arch nemesis is Sama Sama. The franchise includes 15 movies and 30 books with more on the way.

"Did you watch Laga Laga story 15, with the showdown with Slimerton?"

by Mr Lunk of America April 11, 2025

Laga Laga Story

Uncommon filler phrase. It does not denote anything in particular, but can be used similarly to the term "bullshit," but does not usually denote any particular quality. Usually used as a noun, however employed similarly to an adjective (Ex. "That was laga laga story!")
This term has no determinable root phrase or expression.

Example 1:
Person 1: *Plays awesome guitar riff*
Person 2: "Oh man! That was awesome laga laga story, Cairo!"

Example 2:
Person 1: "The CIA killed John F. Kennedy with the moon."
Person 2: "That's laga laga story."

by Mr Lunk of America April 12, 2025