3rd degree black lip

A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.

Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)

by k2kate January 28, 2009

Las Vegas Lip Sweats

Sweating of the upper-lip which is caused by the hot desert climate of Las Vegas in conjunction with amphetamine or cocaine use.

“You good man? Your lip is sweating right onto the blackjack table!”

“I’m straight. All that speed gave me a case of the Las Vegas lip sweats”

by blumpkinben June 28, 2018

Rich Tea Biscuit Lips

The opposite of ‘Drop The Bass Lips’, Rich Tea Biscuit Lips are lips that are dry and thin, making them terrible for head.

Damn! You’ve got them Rich Tea Biscuit Lips, it feels like I’m getting slop off a 90 year old.

by Daniel Wee Wee Flannigan October 28, 2023

floppy stinky donky lips

when a girl, preferably italians, have a large amount of labial tissue surrounding a vagina. When a girl is unclean, her overlapping labias stink

My best friend complains about his girlfriend's floppy stinky donky lips all the time.

by Mike Turner October 13, 2005

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish

To lick a butthole.

Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.

by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

Shut Your Pussy Lips

When somebody says something unbelievable

Bethany : i heard that the fair is going to be closed

Gladys: omg literally shut your pussy lips no way

by Hellokittylover May 02, 2021

qui-e-iver lip

when you have 2 quiver lips (a top and a bottom) simeltaniously. can sometimes result in a lil collision.

i was really nervous, and as a result i had a qui-e-iver lip.

by the one with the qui-e-iver lip November 20, 2003