Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology
by Talek (LP) December 21, 2005
I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!
by The Canadian Madman September 24, 2009
Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is a talented music artist who is in a punk rock band called Blink-182. He is also known for being in other bands such as Angels & Airwaves and Car Box Racer. Famous songs by Blink-182 are ones such as What's My Age Again and All The Small Things.
He is one of the funniest and coolest people on this planet and is so down to earth it is unbelievable.
Tom, like many people, is my idol. I love him and I support him with anything that he does.
He is obviously one of the sexist men on this planet as well, and I would turn gay for him as he is just so amazing! And I'm not gay what so ever. Tom is the only man for me. End of. Lol.
He is one of the funniest and coolest people on this planet and is so down to earth it is unbelievable.
Tom, like many people, is my idol. I love him and I support him with anything that he does.
He is obviously one of the sexist men on this planet as well, and I would turn gay for him as he is just so amazing! And I'm not gay what so ever. Tom is the only man for me. End of. Lol.
Friend: "Have you heard Blink-182's new song, Wishing well?!
Me: "Of course I have! It's an awsome song! Mainly because Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is singing in it and he has a sexy voice! :P"
Friend: "Your so gay!"
Me: "No. No I'm not. Not at all. Tom is the only guy for me so fuck you! :)"
Me: "Of course I have! It's an awsome song! Mainly because Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is singing in it and he has a sexy voice! :P"
Friend: "Your so gay!"
Me: "No. No I'm not. Not at all. Tom is the only guy for me so fuck you! :)"
by TomDelongeFan<3 April 30, 2012
pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!
guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise
by Jennnnnnnn June 24, 2005
by HERMAN MCYIGGLES January 21, 2008
1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.
2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
by Edwin December 04, 2005
Tom is a beautiful man,who is very talented who is one third of a super hot and great band Blink 182. Tom DeLonge is also in a band call Box Car Racer. Tom in both his bands has sold millons of copies of all of his cd's around the world. He has done what only some wish they could ever accomplish and what some dream of everyday.Tom is an amazingly hot man. I have never seen someone better looking and talented in one. And too those who mock them that is fine but why bother...you dont like them thats cool but i mean too come on a site that people want to see nice things about a band they like. Then they things like "blink 182 sucks ". It seems pointless and stupid, when people say "oh there not punk!"...who cares whatever they are is what alot of people like...even if you call them count who really cares. So this is a note: I love Tom DeLonge...Thank You and Good night!
by Erin October 23, 2004