Michael-John guys are typically the weird people. I mean, two names? They are obssessed with video games, and typically are red heads. They don't like being forced to do something, and LOVE cookies.
When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.
Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".