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Mark Kleval Theory

It’s when you talking to a person a lot or like a person you end up seeing and noticing them or people of their family more and more by random chance, it originated in 1908, When Sr Mark Kleval was wandering the streets of East London when he came across a young lady and had an attraction for her and started talking to her, from that day on every time he stepped into the street for the rest of he’s life he saw a different element of this young lady, either her, her car, one of her parents or one of her close relatives, sadly he only lived for a year after that.
Damb Bro, I’m convinced I see this girl I’m taking to everywhere, it has to be the Mark Kleval Theory.
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Mark

An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly receives penis infections. The Mark likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class or else his grandma spanks him.
Student : Your such a Mark.
Teacher: "breaks down crying" Detention after school *sob*
by Mark's grandma August 7, 2022
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a little man who likes to touch marni anyday he can
by marni? December 2, 2021
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Grill Marks

When you've been rubbing one out for too long, and it leaves a mark.
"Ow, take it easy Stacey. I went too hard last night and now I got grill marks."
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Mark Hayward Special

The act of getting five blowjobs in one day.
"Duded she like me so much she gave me five blowjobs in one day!"

"No way! You had just gotten the Mark Hayward Special!"
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Mark Feeley

Big nonce from carlisle touches 9 year olds
by hdhdh October 27, 2021
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