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long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN
by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021
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Long Job

He did a long job on her, no contact, but now he has to pay child support.
by Dubiousstatus August 25, 2025
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Long Island

Beautiful natural scenery + Beaches. A LIRR ride away from NYC, Billy Joel, Cold Cheese Pizza, Montauk, Kings Park Psych Center, Fire Island Oysters (my favorite), Amityville Horror house, Alec Baldwin, Lindsay Lohan, Theodore Roosevelt, White kids with Lacrosse sticks, investment bankers, trust fund babies, irish + italian + jewish people .. . .. . . anything I am missing? OH and FUN FACT: Jaws was not actually based on Massachusetts! It was based on Long Island!
Long Island = (Lawng Eye-Lind)
by Jeryryrfnfmdfmdfg September 26, 2021
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You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!

Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.
Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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fo long

If that girl keeps on going like that it won't be fo long till she gets knocked up
by Mani Foster May 21, 2007
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