Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.

"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"

by trombonefishjoe January 12, 2024

18th century lesbian

a lesbian from the eighteenth century who married a man to hide the fact that she was a lesbian and someday run away with her female bestie

I think that this must have been written about 18th century lesbians

by that1lesbian May 10, 2022

Male Lesbian

A male lesbian is a physiologically heterosexual male who wishes he'd been born a girl. He feels alienated by the social standards of gender roles. He may be a crossdresser or consider himself transgendered, but he is probably not transsexual. His ideal would be to be able to be his feminine self in a relationship with a biological female. If he is open about this, he may be ridiculed by both the gay and straight communities.

"That 24/7 CD sure acts like a MALE LESBIAN , don't you think?"
"I really want to become a MALE LESBIAN, but everyone would have the wrong idea about who I truly am inside."

by BillieluvsBlues September 21, 2022

Lesbianism

The act of a person believing they have the equal right as others without having any proof or logistic or statistic. Someone who believes their own lies with no evidential proof. Also Someone believing everything is about them when in fact, nobody was even talking about them.

Female Bartender: Hey, we deserve equal respect as a man in this field!

Male Barback: So…., can you please go change the beer keg?
Female bartender: actually that’s a man’s job. It’s too heavy for me as a girl.

Male barback : lord…. Lesbianism…..

by Sadao Bowden March 23, 2023

reclaimed lesbian

Basically it's a lesbian that's been with men in the past but they treated her so badly it traumatized her in a way and she just went with women and will never go back to men

"Oh she dated a man a while ago now she's a lesbian?"

"Yeah she's a reclaimed lesbian"

by em_em69 June 12, 2022

rice lesbian

a stereotype that lesbians love rice

she’s totally a rice lesbian! have you ever seen her order any other side dish?

by contributor549 July 4, 2022

Lesbian

- A type of s3x
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf

Girl: *makes out with gf in bedroom
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this

Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes

by Your non-existing friend April 19, 2022