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The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
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kick the squirrel

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel
by Drog65 October 5, 2020
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kick

Striking someone with your foot. Formerly named kick. Used in many games such as fighting games, the PTR series and other words related & in the family of kick.
I will kick you.
He kicked me!
by angery123 February 19, 2019
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Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.
Dating this guy is a nut kicking game
by Urbancase June 14, 2018
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kick Ellie doughty day

You can kick and Ellie doughty from Wrexham on any day of November 👀 be careful Ellie your only from caia Park...
Ouch! Aha sorry but it's kick Ellie doughty day 🥳🥳
by Someone 👀👸🏼✨ November 4, 2020
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TOE KICK

A piece of cabinetry at the base where a hole is covered up.

Meet a JEW in BED as being on the DL.

Kick any toe of someone.

To be surprised by colliding into a construction piece that sticks out from under a fence.
There is a TOE KICK at the base to make it appear as a standing base with no hole.

It is nice to meet a TOE KICK for a change COT KIKE.

Tough to say but for real as a TOE KICK sometimes wakes them up.

I was checking after I ran into a TOE KICK surrounded by metal at the end of RESORTS WORLD property under construction that jutted from under the
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME May 22, 2021
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Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”
by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021
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