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Toolbox Kick

An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.

A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.

Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
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Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks
Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”
by #dumptrump2020 October 1, 2020
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Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.
"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."
by Дecca May 11, 2022
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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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kick in the nuts or balls

this is when a girl uses demolishes a boys testicle ,balls, or grapes.

you can kick and squeeze a man nuts. the will often scream cry or may die
it is a good torture method
girl find it funny and they also enjoy watching boy's nuts get busted it is satisfying
kick in the nuts or balls example
Girl :find out her boyfriend is cheating on her .
boy:hey babe*gets his nuts grabbed*
girl: *squeezes harder*
boy*lets out a whimper and starts begging for forgiveness*
girl: squeezes even harder till she hers 2 pops
BOY: starts to throw up and cry
girl: lets go only to stomp on his nuts when he is on the floor "nobody cheats on me and gets away with it
boy: wishes he was never born and cries from some hours holding his crushed sack
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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Kick a bitch tribe

Kick a bitch is you kicking the fuck out of someone
Lexi: hey you want to join my tribe

Rebel:what is it about show me

Lexi: “kicks the SHIT out of rebel
Rebel: WTF WAS THAT FOR

lexi:it is called kick a bitch tribe
Rebel:HELL NO GIRL AM GOOD
JOIN KICK A BITCH TODOY CLASS EVERY DAYYY DISCORD lovedbylex2008
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