Josh

A jacked, tall (over 6’3) sexy, blonde hair blue eyed, massive penis beautiful man, that every girl wants. Super ambitious and driven. Has more money than you will ever have. Futuristic. All guys want to be like him and all girls want him. He’s the man. Don’t fuck around with Josh.
by joehamiltonyo November 23, 2021
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He a cool nigga for real when you get to know him, stays to himself at most unless people start talkin shit. At the end of the day, he still gon keep it cool. He often makes fun at the bitchless mfs who often talk about him but he always gon be a real ass nigga.
My nigga Josh copped him a lil loyal one.
by NiggalationsOfficial November 21, 2023
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a person Doesn't like being called gay when there a bisexual and has had 3 online boyfriends
I just called Jeremy gay and he got all mad and said no I'm bisexual

Yeah I know he's being a Josh right now
by The right opinion November 03, 2019
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a person Doesn't like being called gay when there a bisexual and has had 3 online boyfriends
I just called Jeremy gay and he got all mad and said no I'm bisexual

Yeah I know he's being a Josh right now
by The right opinion November 03, 2019
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A guy with literally the least personality that someone can have. He’s usually caught with his mouth open and a larger than shoulder width stance.Talking to a Josh is like listening to Cardi B, annoying and never on purpose. He’s probably off right now bragging about that one time he smoked weed or went fishing because that’s the only interesting thing in his life. Most josh’s aren’t taller than 6’1”
Hey, josh is just standing there, is he okay?

“yeah man he’s just empty, ya know, without a brain n all”
by pocketbitch May 12, 2020
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A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.
Girl 1: See Josh over there?
Girl 2: Wait thats a man?
by Joshua Ketner April 02, 2025
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Josh is a cool guy who likes metal and rock music, he looks really mean but is one of the nicest people you will ever meet
You: Woah who was that cool guy?
Me: Josh dude. that was josh.
by Cool beans November 23, 2021
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