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Jordan

Jordan girls can be 2 faced. They will fake friend you and act like your the whole world to them. They are homophobic but act like they are gay 247. They are rude and not worth your time. They will be super nice in the begging but once you "do something wrong" they will forget all about you and then just act like you don't even exist.
Bro jordan is so rude
ik right
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Jordan

A cool dude but he pipes animals and is black
look at that Jordan giving that sheep some pipe
by Ghotgirl69 March 25, 2022
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jordan hartleb

You are such a jordan hartleb.
by Kimmy bou July 12, 2017
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Jordan

Generally a man that enjoys being the bottom in a relationship. Noun
Hey chris, did you get with that guy last night?

No, he was too much of a Jordan.
by TKDubsta May 10, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.
“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”
by Idk12534 October 3, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful boy who loves soccer. He loves Man United and hates Salah.
Jordan is amazing a reading
by Soccer mad man September 17, 2018
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Jordan Tate

Super beautiful and feisty. She is super kind hearted and always sticks up for her friends. When your friends with her, your never fighting alone. She always has your back and will love you no matter what. She is the most outstanding when it comes to making you laugh. Her nostrils flare and she makes jokes about grape rockets. She’s a great person to be around
by Little ding ding April 22, 2019
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