Jake

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.
Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.
by Imouto-chan January 04, 2022
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a cute guy in 6th grade who girls like
by meh_idk February 04, 2022
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A person who has a crush on a girl named Aarina. They are "enemies" but secretly love each other. He is a bully and a demonic fireball.
"Omg he is such a jake!"
by meh_idk February 02, 2022
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*Watching the Grinch

Do you see the grinch he looks like A Jake

Yessir
by GrinchHater April 09, 2019
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by Dumb lord July 16, 2019
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Is considered a dirty type of guy. He is but the smartest but he makes up for it in charm. Plays a lot of board games and isn’t afraid to take poops on people’s cars. His favorite words are yo bro.
by Tony the Firefox September 21, 2018
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a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.
by pissyasshole1 August 08, 2023
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