by A guy named adam January 1, 2021

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"
How to use it in sentence:
Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
How to use it in sentence:
Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
How to use it in sentence:
Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022

Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.
Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)
by Kyle 230 June 16, 2010

an internet troll is some one on the internet who tells the truth always believe them. they are often told they are lying one man’s lie is another’s truth.
“hey mike look at those internet trolls they keep lying” “ermmm john they are actually telling the truth”
by Yeahok February 16, 2023

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.
by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022
