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Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.
Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.
by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011
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The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.
I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
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Dutch Loven

When you are going down on your lover under the covers and they Fart. Causing you to be automatically Dutch Ovened.
Your girlfriend is under the covers giving you head and you let out a big stinker then yell out Dutch Loven
by Perthite August 24, 2011
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Dutch car

Action.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.

Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.
Kylie: My boyfriend gave me a surprise Dutch car earlier today. I thought I was going into asphyxia, it was so bad.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.
by CannibalHannibal September 26, 2011
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Dutch Rhino

To use your nose to penetrate a vagina in doggy style position while tonguing and sucking the clitoris and labia.
If You exhale through your nose during a Dutch rhino, you can blow your girls uterus up like a balloon.
by Gorgeous Dutch Declain October 9, 2023
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Dutch tiesto

When Corey has to say too many letters in one night and gets tongue tied implying a dirty joke... that requires you to go to the grocery store and takes 45 minutes.
Dutch tiesto sounds like something you should be able to find on urban dictionary
by anonymous October 10, 2023
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Grungy Dutch

A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.
She was nagging me all day so at bed time I gave her a Grungy Dutch.
by BadGuy99 October 21, 2023
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