When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015
Get the Douche canoemug. (Doosh feyz)
noun
1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.
2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).
verb
douche phasing
1. The act of being in a douche phase.
noun
1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.
2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).
verb
douche phasing
1. The act of being in a douche phase.
n.
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"
2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"
verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"
2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"
verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
by burfino March 2, 2017
Get the douche phasemug. by Dd43 May 16, 2016
Get the douche digglermug. The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.
by Cornholious December 27, 2011
Get the Grand Douchemug. The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.
Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
Get the Douche Nukemug. When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.
Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.
by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014
Get the douche glaremug. Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.
today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .
by LJpeas October 18, 2021
Get the Douche dumplingmug.