zombie bone disease

Slang for Arthritis

All old people eventually get zombie bone disease

by LuminousWedgie May 8, 2012

lonely bones sickness

when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other

lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)

man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.

by natsukko June 8, 2021

Throne N' Bone

The act of having sexual intercourse while trying to watch Game of Thrones.

Girl: "Wanna have sex?"

Guy: "But Game of Thrones is on!"

Girl: "It's either now or never!"

Guy: "Well, I suppose we could Throne N' Bone."

by Isrulius February 4, 2017

Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)

I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!

by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021

neck bone soup

a girl giving a blowjob to a guy

"Yo hit me up with some neck bone soup"

by onalosseplmao February 18, 2017

Curse your bones

Cursing your/ somebody's bones are the opposite of blessing ones bones. It's a way to express how mad you are at someone.

Ant : I ate your chocolate.

Alison : curse your bones!

by Skeleton Fred February 19, 2017

rusty bone grinder

Someone/something who likes to use their teeth to scrape feces off someone's dick that was just in their own ass.

That rusty bone grinder will never forget his last meal, well last 2 meals anyways.

by Da Real Shredder November 25, 2021