A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021

Long Juice

something that requires a lot, perhaps excessive effort

Doing this is such long juice

by Khazar420 September 11, 2021

long distance

yeahh we have been in love for a quite sometime but i never knew about your study phase concentration. but i know its difficult there , i will be there for you and i just hope we pass this phase asap because i miss you so much , its been little humiliating for me when u tak me for granted but i m not complaining , i don't know the atmosphere there ..what i know is that atmosphere took my faaique far away from me . but i am still happy because i know somewhere he care about me.

we are in long distance and we will prove morgan wrong!

by hey its me sam February 23, 2023

Long Muffin

a sheet cake

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.

by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

As long as you can live with it

Judgement is not mine it's God's. I can't guarantee it won't eat at you or destroy your physical appearance.

Kelsey: Hey I cheated on you at a party last night.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

Kelsey: I know you were making a better life for us but I have a boyfriend.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

by John Paul the Pope July 1, 2024

Ka Long

Ka Long is made in thailand. He deserves the utmost respect and would let you play with his hair. He would take risks to meet his significant other's family just to take romantic photos. He shakes his head as you type in his definition. Ka long is a keeper, and measures his penis in angstrom. If you meet a ka long, don't approach him because his significant other will not stop until you die.

Ka Long is the best boyfriend you will ever find.

by Terrorblazer_ February 28, 2023