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Christian

A Christian is a loving boyfriend. He is a funny guy with a big heart. He is often more of a dog person. He makes you feel like you are more of a person with him in your life. PLus he makes you feel like you are the specialist person in the world.
Man I had a rough day and Christian came over and made it all better.
by Hatty Hatingto 109 November 9, 2017
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christian krasniak

christian krasniak is soap
by lakerocks46 April 4, 2022
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Christian gun

God: the only weapon I need is my Christian gun.
by Guccimafialevel99 June 17, 2019
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Christian

Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin
Christian-no bitches
by Ducktitties April 16, 2022
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Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday
“Lmao rip you”
by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018
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Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.
He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.
by missshelll January 12, 2023
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Christian

A wonderful girl who is funny, cute, sweet, and beautiful on the inside and out. No matter what she always tries to keep a smile on her face. Her main goal in life is to make everyone smile. She is also loved by most people.
Christian has an amazing smile.
by Daniel stom February 13, 2018
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