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Tanya-Band

A band, typically very poppy in nature, that just makes a person want to dance. Typically guys won't admit they like this band, but most people can't turn it off. However Girls, especially Girls named Tanya, love them and occasionally make interpretive dance videos for them that can be found on the interwebz. lol.
'Normally I'm not into Tanya-bands, but that chick from Hey Monday is pretty friggin cute'.
by Not Matt Damon September 14, 2011
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band-ending death

A sudden death of a band member (usually the lead singer) that leads to the band's permanent break up. They will decide that the member that died was irreplaceable and thus cannot go on.

Please note that there are plenty of bands, like the Rolling Stones, that carried on after the loss of a bandmate. Sometimes the surviving members form a new band, like how the surviving members of Joy Division reformed as New Order when Ian Curtis killed himself.

Queen didn't disband when Freddie Mercury passed away and John Deacon left, they just changed as a band.

The Doors was kinda this because they released two shitty albums after Jim Morrison died.
Notable band-ending deaths:
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
The Heartbreakers (Tom Petty)
Neil Peart (Rush)
Marc Bolan (T. Rex)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)
Phife Dawg (A Tribe Called Quest)
Jam Master Jay (Run DMC)
Richard Wright (Pink Floyd)
Maurice Gibb (Bee Gees)
Peter Steele (Type O Negative)
Chris Cornell (Audioslave)
Dolores O'Ridoran (Cranberries)
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
And most likely... Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters)
by popsicleprincess March 30, 2022
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After band

A band formed with music as an afterthought , the main focus of an "After band" is typically to pick up girls . An "After band" can typically be identified as by a focus on images and presents of the so called band itself typically before the release or mentioning of music at all.
"Such a poser! definitely started *band name* as an After band he even tried to hit on me after his show"
by M.Mardy January 26, 2023
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band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
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bukkake band

A group of men who long to play the piano with the weight of their cum. Songs can last anywhere from 10 seconds to 4 minutes
The bukkake band had dropped a new song I heard it and it made me emotional. Pure skill something I have never seen!
by Quote handler February 15, 2022
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1 man band

Easy come easy go make it know let me sho your grin remember your chin
Nuts may I be but mine come and go for free
Your honey might take it in the rear and taste like candy
But I’ll be the one to ass n mouth while Simon foot hand mouth
Maybe I got a little mad cow disease but your gonna kill is all and the seas
Your too busy pollinating the wrong things over populate like your home land
Please sir can I have done Moore
Pick a pocket or too while I brothers Grimm my skirts big enough for two
Fancy bougie yeah I know but I know when say thanks no more. Your kid will eventually be embarrassed when your fig plummy pudding scares us.
And again I wrote the hoe handbook your playing that west end girls shit
So Bridgestone over Madison county and make my day ole Harry and handout
I played my kitty her kittie and his wiener dog like a 1 man band. Only got dirty when I went hippie!!!
by Kcboommm May 13, 2024
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bands

1. slang term for a stack of $100 bills held together by a rubber band
2. LGBT slang for men, typically used in gay 90s and 2000s online spaces
1. tyler started flexing his bands when i was at his house
2. wanna go fuck some bands and have an orgy?
by freeknyou January 16, 2024
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