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Skibidi toilet

The skibidi toilet is an intimate position where a person removes their toilet from their bathroom, they buy a new one, cut a hole about the size of their head and a space beneath it, then the person stays there until that individual target (lover or friend) sits down then the person pops out and eats their meal.
Bro I did the skibidi toilet with James, he loved it.
by Tyler the Skibidi March 13, 2025
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toilet 2for

When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!
by anonymous July 30, 2024
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Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
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toilet sandwich

A delish AF sandwich made in a gas station deli in close proximity to a toilet thats usually right at the end of the sandwich board.
Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF
by Eljer Tippy March 12, 2021
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Skibidi toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a web series of YouTube videos and shorts created by animator Alexey Gerasimov and uploaded on his YouTube channel DaFuq!?Boom!.
They uploaded a new episode of the skibidi toilet! Have you watched it?
by odiobodio2011 November 23, 2023
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Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.
God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”
by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023
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