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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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Skibidi toilet

A toilet with a head
Skibidi toilet dop dop yes yes skibidi dopety deep deep
by Braintot July 13, 2024
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skibidi toilet

the state of mind that is shown on how ipad kids have absalutly no brain and anre fucking retarted
have you watched episode 72 or skibidi toilet yet?
by anonymous April 29, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet

A TV show with a toilet containing a head popping out of it. It has become popular amongst the younger male population.
Skibidi Toilet is so fanum tax and just wants to be your sigma
by Miss Floppy December 11, 2023
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Toilet Event Horizon

The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.
Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars November 23, 2025
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same piss different toilet

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”
by EmWare January 2, 2025
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toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing
ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure
by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020
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