Jewing

The process of asking random people for spare change.

Kannav: "How did you buy that coke and hsp?"
XodiBeats: "I just went down and started jewing cunts"

by Car that is flat May 24, 2019

Fingering Jews

In 1979, several executives of the organization were convicted and imprisoned for multiple offenses by a U.S. Federal Court. The Church of Scientology itself was convicted of fraud by a French court in 2009, a decision upheld by the supreme Court of Cassation in 2013. The German government classifies Scientology as an unconstitutional sect. In France, it has been classified as a dangerous cult. In some countries, it has attained legal recognition as a religion.

Nigga, thou shall enjoy fingering jews.

by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025

Jews

Jews are the People who control the world, what I mean by it is that they control these things:
- Music industry
- Film industry
- Governments
- Corporations & Companies
- Working class

They won't let this definition pass because this company, urbandictionary.om is also controlled the jews.
They also say that they believe in YHWH But in reality they worship the Devil.

Person 1: Hey I'm jewish!
Kanye West: Go kill yourself.

That is what jews are.

by jew_hateR_69 October 13, 2023

Counterfeit Jew

Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.

No one:

Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.

by chewcyees December 22, 2023

jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.

"Damn what a JEWISH JEW"

by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016

Jew $heisty

Jew $heisty is a rapper who is Jewish and has rapped with another Jewish rapper named BLP Kosher, who is Jewish.

Guy 1: "Yo who's the dude with the Skidoo?"
Guy 2: "That's Jew $heisty!"

by ghostylikeposty December 12, 2023

Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.

Jewely is my shawty.

by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021