Hard At Life

A person with particular adeptness in the subject known as life. This person's ability to succeed and flourish in the subject known as life transcends that of a regular person, reaching hardness comparable to a superhuman.

"Yo, that guy seems particularly adept at the task that he is performing"
"Yeah, my guy seems hard at life"

by Wxi March 25, 2021

Diamond Life

Diamond is a clothing company that is especially popular in the U.S.

Diamond life is when somebody wheres exclusively diamond clothing

people who wear diamond usually have "swag"

Guy 1: "Dude is that a new diamond crew neck?"
Guy 2: "ya"
Guy 1: "oh, so i guess you're diamond life now"
Guy 2: "ya I got mad swag"

by MARIOFRANCOLIKESCHICKENS December 12, 2013

Life Spoilers

Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.

Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.

by Tegsy July 6, 2009

Life orgasm

When you think of an idea (usually when high) that brings extreme joy and pleasure, but only lasts as long as you can keep it.

*After blunt

Ross: Yeah dog that blunt was tight, so what are we doin' tomorrow?

Matt: Ohhh EAhah.... Dude! I just remembered we were snowboarding tomorrow! Totally just had a life orgasm

by Hola4Tola January 4, 2011

my life

sadness lots and lots of sadness

my life= lots and lots of sadness
person 1: hey hows life
person 2: sadness lots and lots of sadness
person 1: cool!

by hingadowshow December 4, 2018

Time Life

An evil company that produces musical collections that no one wants just to take up time during commerical breaks.

note: Time life should DIE

Ex:
Commerical) 100 Songs for kids can be yours for only 19.95

Viewer) Augh my ears they bleed!

by Marcus M July 28, 2005

Life-Rape

When someone from your past inappropriatly intrudes on your present life by contacting you over Facebook, grilling you, then are never heard from again.

"Do you remember that guy Jon? He life-raped me last week,"

"Loser."

"Yup."

facebook face rape

by Monkey Shelita August 21, 2010