Nut Wacker

Same idea as "Slap Nuts" One who is not very smart and fails to use common sense.

"Jon, why did you leave the car there you Nut Wacker"

by R. Buzman April 5, 2009

Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes

Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021

Nut Nursery

Eight of these are required for creation of a gug.

Yoooo! I just got my 8th Nut Nursery! Holy shit nigga, that's a gug!!

by TNfiend May 30, 2023

Fish nut

When you love fish or fishing just a little too much. Similar to a "gun nut"

"Wow, Uncle Ricky has been fishing for 3 days straight! He is a serious fish nut"
"My husband has spent $3000 on fish and fish accessories this year! I sometimes question my decision of marrying such a fish nut"

by fishnutzz January 22, 2021

nut scag

When your nuts be chafing so bad you have to spread your legs to ease the burn.

Dion - “oi cuzzie my nuts be chafing so bad I’m gonna have to go chuck a quick nut scag.”

Tucker - “yeah g you better spread em good that’s some serious chafage.”

by Ladinskí January 21, 2020

Nut slug

The drop of cum that hits the floor, bed, etc. after you bust your load in a chick and she stands up causing the "Nut Slug" to fall out and leave a slim ball

Eww is that my nut slug on the floor?

by GustavinStevens September 9, 2016

Nut Run

When you are about to bust, run as fast as you can to the toilet and nut in it.

Person1: Hey, what’s this on your wall?
Person2: Oh, that’s when I failed my nut run.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017