Two zone rule

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.

Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.

by Walla_B August 15, 2012

Two Inch Tower

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.

"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"

by Jerry Bob Jonclair April 27, 2006

Two point conversion

When a man bangs a lesbian

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick

by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010

two sack girl

When a girl is so unattractive that when you are sleeping with her both of you must wear a sack. Her to hide her face; him just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so hideous that she might just be a two sack girl

by DDubs February 1, 2016

Meat and Two Veg

Male genitalia

Hi Schnucks what you had for supper…..

I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening 👍🏾👍🏾😋😋

by Marshmellow49 June 14, 2022

two man saw

Two man saw refers to when 2 men engage a woman in a sexual act. She gives oral while receiving a man's genitalia from behind. Thus, resembling a two man saw.

You'll never guess what happened last night! My buddy Ron and I took a chick a home and executed a team two man saw!

by Ronald Lee Riley February 26, 2017

Gimme my two

used to express that someone has just done or said something stupid. often accompanied by a person snapping his or her fingers over the stupid person's head twice.

"if the floor had a name it would be matt."
"gimme my two"

by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009