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Sumo salad

Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad
I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix
by The original Balano May 23, 2019
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Tuna tossed salad

When a man ejaculates semen on a woman's anus and then proceed's to eat it out.
After Steve finished on Marry's anus he proceeded to give her a tuna tossed salad.
by Maptain_R July 21, 2016
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Salad

Salad
by anonymous January 8, 2022
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Salad lad

Loud: hello salad lad
Leaf: hello leprechaun
Loud: ;-;
by Theweirdteen December 26, 2020
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Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
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Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))
“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”
by SaladWellington February 20, 2022
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shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016
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