tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.

Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked

I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...

by Fearnox August 4, 2017

Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.

Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021

Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with bad advice usually with a stupid slappy flappy vagina face

Elon Musk is a twat for shilling the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. Of course mining is bad for the environment. What about the environmental impact of datacenters? And then he had to promote Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now? Get it together man, you fucking twat

by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Twat Waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.

Robert is such a twat waffle.

by Idktwats March 28, 2019

Hop twat

When she puts IPA beer in her pussy and let’s you lick it up

Asia got the best hop twat in California

by A1992r February 2, 2018