mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

train

a dick

she rode his train

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 3, 2023

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Poom train

Slang for the path train (port authority trans Hudson)

I rode the poom train to 34th street in Manhattan.

In Newark Penn station: you can take the POOM, Amtrak, NJT commuters trains and NJT light rail.

by EMD F59PHI August 19, 2024

Navy Train

A time honored Tradition from time immemorial where bored, sexually frustrated seamen engage in sex en Mase. Traditionally the lowest rank or youngest seaman is the “engine” at the front of the train and the More senior seamen get to be the “caboose” Or last in line.

While less popular today then in the past, Seamen still engage in this activity on long voyages, especially in colder seas.

My Uncle reminisced fondly of his day in the navy, in the 60s navy trains were an almost nightly affair.

by JaxxTheHaxx October 23, 2020

Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.

Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.

by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021

date train

when a person cannot bring themselves to stop on-line dating--even when they are not enjoying all the frustration it can bring (while of course waiting to meet "the one").

Laura found herself busy with multiple dates that were rather disappointing. Yet, she couldn't bring herself to get off the date train and just take a break, or try a different site.

by synchrogal October 16, 2010