Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

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Max B

Gets folded playing cod

Max b is a useless twat that loves the carry

by Dylan hooper March 27, 2025

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Max O'grady

a pussio

"hey have u heard of that max o'grady kid?"
"yeah man wat bout it?"
"hes a pussio and sucks dick"

by April 25, 2022

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max zajdel

max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3

when i say "not all men" i mean max zajdel, he's the best! i love him very much

by rin<3 November 20, 2021

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