texas ball hat

a parody to the lunch food that i hate called texas straw hat but in this case it is when a man puts his sack on a girls head and jus sits it there. This can also be called a texas sack hat.
jenny: what are you doin?
steve: my balls are really heavy so im gonna sit them on your head!!
jenny: ohh okay i guess
steve: this is your new texas ball hat
jenny: okay and yeah these things are pretty heavy
by goonersteve January 29, 2008
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Texas Left

Simply Put,UP,The direction.Meant as an insult.
Drunk 1:Fuck You!!!
Drunk 2:Take a Texas Left,Asshole!!
by Kaneoen September 21, 2009
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What a button worn by Michael Nesmith in the late 1960s show “The Monkees” reads. This phrase is told to Micky Dolenz after he asks what is on Nesmith’s button.
Mike : Hey, that’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Micky : “Love is the ultimate trip.”
Mike : That’s a nice thought.
Micky : That’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Mike : “Save the Texas prairie chicken.”
by daydream believer November 22, 2022
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south Texas clam chowder

The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.
Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!
by Suka may korncob April 21, 2023
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Texas Slip N Slide

When a man inserts himself into his partner's anal cavity at a high velocity through the use of a Slip and slide or other slippery surface.
Goddamn Dave you gave me a prolapse from that Texas Slip N Slide last night !
by Seaman Deman April 25, 2016
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texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.
Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.
by Kevin March 31, 2005
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