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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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St. Louis slip and slide

When you shit on the floor and you and your lover slide across it.
John split his head open doing a St. Louis slip and slide
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Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
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time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
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