Smoked

The retarded state an individual gets from using methamphetamine in a long term fashion. The side effects of using crystal meth and staying up to long.

Billy is hiding in his camouflage tent from shadow people thinking the only way to scare them off is to blow his airhorn. Billy is smoked

by Eastbayryder May 25, 2022

smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

Smokely

1. A person or family of persons that chain smoke cigarettes while drinking cheap soda from the pallets lining the hallway of their house.

Jean I was talking to the Ol' Smokely's down the street, you know who I'm talking about, that family with the 3 year old that I bummed a smoke from the other day.

by GapsUtter April 10, 2022

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

La de smoke

the meaning is basically when you try to cheat your professor in a presentation with something that you didn't do it.

I was in the school with a maths exam, and I do it La de Smoke to approve.
When you use autotune for make millions, you are doing La de Smoke to be rich.

by BigSmokeLadeSmoke May 9, 2019

Smokes

A slang word for a cigarette.

Man 1: Did you get the smokes?
Man 2: Ofc! who do you think I am?
Man 1: Niiiice!

by RetardedGenius420 March 3, 2021

smoke some poop

The act of a smoking meth.

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.

by PWP2308 December 9, 2022