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road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.
The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.
by jam July 9, 2003
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Carrow Road

Home of the only team in East Anglia and most beloved club in England, Norwich City.
Carrow Road is the best ground in the country
by Skrom May 26, 2021
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Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educatedknow it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.
The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.
by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023
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Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.
Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.
by i4nSx June 11, 2020
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Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.
Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring
by D1 gooner April 18, 2025
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road dog

An alcoholic beverage enjoyed while driving
We're out here in the middle of Wyoming on this nice country road, time for a road dog.
by ScootayBootay June 24, 2020
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Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
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