play my guitar

Girl Masturbation.

The room was dark enough for me to play my guitar even with all those people around.

by plasmafury December 2, 2011

Fair Play Alliance

Commonly abbreviated as the "FPA," standing for "Fair Play Alliance," it actually should stand for "Fucking Pussy Asses."

Basically, it's an anti-free speech group that get people in trouble for trash talking in online games. Not only does this group steal people's money under fraudulent circumstances across state lines (which is a felony) by getting people banned from their accounts for no good reason, but they do so for the loosest of reasons such as saying "fuck you" or "pussy."

Unfortunately, this pussy ass organization is backed by multiple private companies, including the Microsoft Corporation, so there's really no stopping them.

I said the word "heck" and the Fair Play Alliance came after me. HEIL FPA! *Nazi salute.*

by 0000101100101000010101011 May 8, 2019

Playing on both sides

Having anal sex along with regular f*cking, similar to DP

"Jim, I hate playing on both sides, it really hurts."

by Gimothy May 3, 2018

playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

by Speedy Shinoda January 13, 2009

Play in the Snow

Is usually referred to a male of color in his pursuit of a white female, or having sexual intercourse with a white female.

"Jose, where did you and Madison go?"
"Well, lets just say I got to play in the snow." ;

"DeShawn' sure seems happy today."
"Yeah, he must have played in the snow last night."

by F-eli-X May 17, 2011

Don't play the game if you can't play the game

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response

How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.

by davygraham February 20, 2018

you played yourself

dk khaled

"congratulations you played yourself"

by gambitcornbitbae October 11, 2016