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Siberian Pizza Roll

A makeshift dildo created by shitting in a condom, then freezing it.
"I didn't have any cucumbers left, so i just made a Siberian pizza roll."
Siberian Pizza Roll by umad? February 20, 2010

prank pizza 

when a prankster calls up a pizza parlor and orders one or more (preferably a large and expensive amount) pizzas with their cell phone with a restricted number, giving another person's address to the pizza parlor so that the victim will unexpectedly find a pizza delivery boy with pizza and a very large bill
Example:

Dude 1: dude i just got like 15 pizzas delivered to my house with a bill totaling 300 bucks. I didn't even order any pizza what the fuck!?

Dude 2: dude you just got a bunch of prank pizzas
prank pizza by bigbadbarbash May 19, 2011

Take the piece of pizza 

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu
Take the piece of pizza by Mocoholi November 11, 2010

fat chick pizza 

Pizza that usually has fresh mozzarella, copious tomatoes, broccoli, and anything else that's healthy. It is so named because it's what fat girls order every time in an attempt to show who ever they're with that they're healthy and they should not be so fat.

(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
I'll have two slices of the pesto and spinach pizza.

Ok, 2 pieces of fat chick pizza it is.
fat chick pizza by noggerino May 21, 2011

Chicken Cheese Pizza 

A pizza that you want right now (it is your preference)
man i really want some Chicken Cheese Pizza up my ass

anal pizza

(noun) Italian. Occurs when two Italian males decide to go pitcher and catcher on top of raw pizza dough, using marinara sauce as lubricant. After finished playing ball, the dough is put in the oven. After the dough is baked, the two males share a snack. Please note: double penetration may occur with pepperoni stick
Mario and Luigi enjoyed an anal pizza after a long hard day of plumbing.
anal pizza by wackedoutdeffs January 31, 2014