Lincoln Park is a fucked town in Morris County in northern NJ. Lincoln Parkers are known for being better at sports than their surrounding towns
*cough Boonton.
There is basically nothing in Lincoln Park except for McDonalds and Kenko sushi, so Lincoln Parkers have to rely on neighboring town to have fun shit to do.
To summarize what Lincoln Park is.....Lincoln Park is a ghetto ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere that is so cheap that they don’t even have their own High School, they hardly have a fucking football field. But atleast Lincoln Park isn’t as bad as Boonton.
*cough Boonton.
There is basically nothing in Lincoln Park except for McDonalds and Kenko sushi, so Lincoln Parkers have to rely on neighboring town to have fun shit to do.
To summarize what Lincoln Park is.....Lincoln Park is a ghetto ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere that is so cheap that they don’t even have their own High School, they hardly have a fucking football field. But atleast Lincoln Park isn’t as bad as Boonton.
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by I like big busty chicks;) October 25, 2017
Get the Shianna Parkmug. A show by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The show often ignorant and false information (commonly modern and/or recent events and/or references )in comedic form, of which if someone got offended, they’d look like a dumb shit.
by CommieAlek April 29, 2021
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by cantilever October 16, 2008
Get the DJ parkingmug. by 237MachuPicchu420 November 5, 2009
Get the Park a Buickmug. a place were cool kids hang out in the summer and play hockey in the winter. It's an old wooden playground. Some kid shit on one of the swings. And it's were everyone meets. That's all we do because there's nothing else to do.
by dill657564 January 4, 2009
Get the wooden parkmug. Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!
Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?
Mike: Who, dat div you let stay at your den a few months ago?
Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.
Mike: Why? Whad'de do?
Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!
Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!
Mike: Who, dat div you let stay at your den a few months ago?
Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.
Mike: Why? Whad'de do?
Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!
Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!
by Johnnyawb March 19, 2007
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