putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.

"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Ima put this slime on u

IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U

Put this sliiiiiiime this sliiiiiiime on youuu ima put this slime on u ima put the slime on u slime over here slime over there brrtyjfhc slime on u

by Gnomiga September 3, 2023

Putting the boots on

Making the first move.

''Owen isn't putting the boots on with her.''

by iforgotwhich10 February 6, 2024

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(mettre des bâtons dans les roues in French of France)

preventing someone from achieving their full social/educational potential, or just hindering their plans altogether

if a cheater is failing you on purpose they are probably putting sticks in someone's wheels

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

put boots to

beating ones ass to a pulp

im going to put boots to my boss

by jack gordan July 30, 2008