hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

hag pants by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

Wasty Pants 

To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.

ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.

Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES

Bouncer- how many beers have you had?

Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.

Wasty Pants by Licken strippers TITTIES November 3, 2013

clear pants 

something you wear to very fancy occasions where you need your penis to get noticed by a Mexican monkey

I went to the zoo of Paris rocking my clear pants

clear pants by definer swag May 17, 2014

fauxga pants 

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

fauxga pants by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

fizzy pants 

When a girl has the sudden urge for sex or is feeling horny

Hey Emma have you ever had that feeling of fizzy pants?
Yea that feeling when you want to go have sex with a lad

fizzy pants by Mk2_lady December 27, 2014

January pants 

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

January pants by The punster January 16, 2015

cameltoga pants 

Spandex workout pants worn by women worn too tightly which unwittingly reveals the outline of their female genetalia

Check out the chick in the Stabucks line wearing the cameltoga pants. I think I'll have some cream with my coffee today

cameltoga pants by Mickey Shingles July 25, 2015