Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
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jammed up badly

Jammed Up Badly when your in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision that’s Jams you up
Crocodile Shim Blew That girls back out last night she got jammed up Badly

Buddy From Home Jammed Up a family of 4 Badly, it’s a rough scene

The Boys Got Jammed up badly on shim’s last night, they were ripping
by Shim Shady March 27, 2024
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Jam

jam means to have sexual contact between individuals.....2 or more is acceptable
"I got the peanut butter im just looking for my jam"
by jammaster1212 October 14, 2011
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Space Jam

The best commercial ever, it fooled a generation into thinking it was an actual movie, and it teaches valuable lessons like what the bunny that Bugs is fucking in that weird fanart should look like, and that all females are only useful when a male can support them. Don't worry, she doesn't like being called doll, so she's totally a strong character! They fooled kids into thinking that the actual personality given to Lola (it was admittedly annoying, but it was looneyy, and this is THE LOONEY TUNES) It also fooled kids into thinking that Michael Jordan actually could act, when in truth I found more emotion from a brick wall. I pity all who were dragged into this, and hope that they all are doing better work, if they are still alive (RIP Those people who died).
D: Hey J, remember how god awful Lola was in Space Jam?
J: Yeah, she would have been better if she were replaced by a hand puppet voiced by Rob Schneider!
by EdgyDude666 May 3, 2018
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Jammed Finger

The 2# worst pain of all time (next to stubbed toe). When you are playing football and the ball hits the end of your finger and pushes the finger in and sometimes breaks it.
James: Throw me the ball
Kyle: *throws it
James: ah fuck I got a jammed finger
by Skibidi toilet lover November 13, 2023
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Pajama Jamie Jam

A wild house (boat, library, club, etc.) party that requires you to come dressed up in your pajama's or sleep like attire some time usually during the night.
Like seen on House Party 2, when kid n play go to college. Please see this movie if you have any questions.

Denise: Hey what type of party is it?
Mark: You know, an old fashioned Pajama Jamie Jam!
Denise: Ohhh! I'll make sure to wear my new baggy shiry and Joe Boxer boxers!
by Edwin Tucker June 4, 2015
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Jam eater

A person who doesn't do a real sport ex:bmx
Woah you ride bikes? Friggin jam eater
by Swaggerkoda July 22, 2016
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