cunt licking bitch

Someone who annoys the fuck out of someone else due to large amounts of excessive stupidity and ignorance.

Also, this can be used as a off-hand insult to a lesbian or straight woman.

Jane fucked around and found out the wrong way because she is a cunt licking bitch.

by DragonMan36 June 30, 2024

lollipop lick

When a guy cums all over his own dick and the partner licks it off.

Dude my girl loves to Lollipop lick me.

by Snix363 November 28, 2015

Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations

She is a lettuce licking liberal

by Sassycheetah September 01, 2018

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 06, 2023

LICK MY PICK

For the memesters of the minecraft community. Instead of saying a naughty word just say LICK MY PICK.

Brayden: Hey Sandy
Sandy: hey Brayden
Brayden: Tryna LICK MY PICK?
Sandy: Is that even a question... obviously

by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019

lick to start

Kind of like when a dirt bike is Kick To Start, when a woman’s vaginal area is “LICK TO START” that means it was crusty, doesn’t necessarily mean the person didn’t make her wet, but you had to spit a little on your two fingers in order to provide the necessary amount of lubrication for intercourse inside that crusty alligator pipefish pussy.

Friend: How was that pussy?
You: it was horrible man, it was lick to start

by 530.city boys August 16, 2022

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024