Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.

Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"

by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022

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Kevin Tsakuhhin

idk what i supposed to type in here lol

hi kevin tsakuhhin

by kevinismyfavirote May 27, 2024

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Kevin is always mistaken for a fuck boy, his really a humble, loyal gent who can pull any hun he wants if he wants too.
You think your hun is loyal? Put her in the same room as Kevin an it’s chaii

Kevin kissed your hun poi “tough”🤣

by Bill gates lil brother😫 November 23, 2021

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Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

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the name of a person who 1. is a bit of a meme lord, 2. is a biiig liverpool fan, 3. dabs way to much 4. is a good friend

Kevin screamed at the tv yesterday as he watched the liverpool match against manchester united

by mayarod February 19, 2017

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Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.

Don’t be a KEVIN!

This neighborhood sucks because of all of the Kevins & Karens that live hear.

Dad, Don’t be a KEVIN!

by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022

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