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Josh

THE COCK... OH MY GOD THE COCK. On the way down to this devilishly delicious Duke of Dicks, you may catch passing glimpses of his intellect, kind heart, and curious mind... But let's be real, you're just too hung up (literally) on those ruggish good looks, you forget the world outside of his tremendous phallus.
Squealing girl: "I bagged a Josh!!! Til death do us fuck!"
Dude 1: "Wait you sucked him off?? I thought you were straight?"
Dude 2: "I don't know bro, I just lost control. The dude was a total Josh."
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
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josh

hes so cool and he pulls all the females. he gets so many bitches and has a 13 inch gigacock. very fucking attractive and has an 8 pack. loves andrew tate and has alot of money and friends hes him.
look at josh hes so cool and hot and sexy and funny and cool and funny and cool and cool i have dementia hahahahahahahahahhaha i love josh i get no bitches
by mynameisntjoshkys November 8, 2022
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Josh Allen

by GoodVocab January 15, 2024
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Josh

Josh is a amazing person in his own way he loves sports and is super athletic. He is understanding and cant help but mention his legs in every sentence.
by Skezzy212 November 22, 2019
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Stinky josh

When you put ur thumb in the anus then shove in your own mouth while doing intercourse
Damn dan gave Cynthia a stinky josh she tasted like hot dogs
by Mac daddy 5336 July 26, 2025
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Doing a Josh

When the first women shows a man any attention, they fall head over heels in love.
"I heard John is being creepy over Samantha, he wont leave her alone since she complemented his shirt earlier!"

"For god sake, he's doing a josh"
by Poaks January 1, 2022
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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
by Polaris07 November 22, 2021
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